Monday, May 25, 2009

88 Restaurant - White Center / South Seattle


In an attempt to maximize procrastination, this post is about last weeks trip to the depths of Seattle and the wonders of 88 Restaurant. Despite the nonchalant exterior, the restaurant was inviting with trinkets hanging off the walls and a light tasty broth in the pho. Since my notes are cryptic and my memory a little sketch, the recorded conversion might be unintelligible.
  • Menu
  • Lard blind taste test. Chick lard salad vs. beef lard
  • consump
  • exotic meat. emu ostrich
  • Restaurant petting zoo
  • Remakes
  • The Movies: Taking Pelham 123, Red dawn, Marvel flicks, Bad Lieutenant
  • Liverwurst, Underwood Ham
  • Cat Food vs Deviled ham
  • Twinkie variants
  • Tim's Salmon
  • Kevin's Dreads
  • VSOM
  • Snoop
  • Head sized bowls of soup.
Thanks to Kevin, Eli, Tim, Jonathan B., and Les for coming. See you next pho.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Pho Hoa - Redmond

This week in pho was an exciting expedition to the wilds of Redmond and the expansive culinary landscape that is Pho Hoa. Of the intrepid crew of Jonathan B., Darin, Kevin, Tim, Les, and Eli, half of the crew dined on #45 in the "Adventurer's Choice" section since it contained the ever elusive crunchy flank. Although they did have fish sauce, they did not have complimentary pastries. Fortunately there was a little dessert shop just south a few stores. From the pho a faunt of ideas flowed forth.
  • Made to order racoon chitlin pho
  • "liver jerky in a condom"
  • Segway traction control and peelout competition
  • The new restaurant "Meta Pho" and menu items "Bowl of Happiness", "Bowl of Passive Aggressive" (Seattle favorite)
  • Can you eat zombies?
  • Kevin's counter-scientology sect in the multi-level underground fortress. If you are interested in joining the upper priesthood for their space explorations and colony, simply contact Kevin's body double and he'll get your "3-meter" readings.
  • Law & Order: Variations
  • New entry into the Colloquillism Catalog: chicano
  • And finally, the media discussed: Cloverfield, Saturn 3, Breaking Bad, Heros, Fringe, Chuck.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Than Bros Pho - Ballard

This week the queue crew ended up at the ever popular Than Brothers Pho in Ballard. The cool kids got a medium number 9 and a cafe sua, and everybody else got a fine assortment of liquids. The broth seemed pretty dark, but it tasted pretty good to me.

Here's a sample of the chat Darin, Jordanna, Tim, Kevin, Eli & Les talked about.
  • A Colloquilism Catalog would be swell!
  • Movie reviews. Star Trek. The Day the Earth Stood Still. Angels and Demons.
  • The MSFT drama.
  • Erase your hard drives!
  • Britain has launched Skynet. Next is the flocking, autotargeting, autonomous, flying battle drones.
  • Melt down your rings to make more rings. Or BMW rondels.
  • 10 & 10 at Than
  • A new business model for utilizing homeless folk using Wolfram alpha.